We Must Protect Erling Haaland At All Costs

An assault on how we should perceive Erling Haaland is raining down from social media. What sucks is the perpetrators couldn’t be more detached from reality. But this isn’t surprising. Character assassination has been in vogue since the advent of Twitter and now Haaland is primed to be the next victim. We, as a soccer-watching […]

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Why We Should All Pull for Borussia Dortmund

The most fun we can all have as German soccer neutrals is to throw our support behind Borussia Dortmund. This decision should not be made lightly, by anyone. There will be stress. There will be clinched buttocks’s. And you better believe there will be Saturday morning joy. It’s been 2 months without proper, top-level soccer […]

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Young Stars Turn the Corner: Matchday 5 Team of the Week

With so much hype on the youth that breaks through on team sheets across the Premier League, often we grow frustrated when they don’t create magic right away. For Emiliano Buendía and Moussa Djenepo, the wait has been non-existent. The Norwich attacking midfielder and the Southampton winger have been at the forefront of the youth […]

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Top 6 Shake-Up: Matchday 4 Team of the Week

Image by Tim Goode Does the international break really have to be here? Clubs outside the 6 are salivating for a push toward the top of the table with Leicester City and Crystal Palace cruising into the Top 4 as the Premier League catches its breath for a week. With Everton and West Ham not […]

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Underdog Weekend: Matchday 3 Team of the Week

It was a streak-breaking weekend for clubs outside the 6. Aston Villa led us off Friday night by dispatching Everton for their first win of the season and ending Jack Grealish’s 20-match Premier League losing streak. Newcastle United upended Tottenham Hotspur at the most-hyped, gargantuan stadium in the world. It was the first time Newcastle […]

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Pukki Mania: Matchday 2 Team of the Week

Oh Pukki, you score so fine; You score so fine you blow my mind; Teemu Pukki; Teemu Pukki. Oh Pukki, you score so fine; You score so fine you blow my mind; Teemu Pukki; Teemu Pukki. You leave defenders behind all night and that’s okay with me; you score all the goals, and we’re going […]

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